goats

For thousands of years, man has debated who the greater warrior truly is.

Some argue the goat with their vicious satanic horns, while others adamantly stick up for the sheep.  The sheep after all is the more heavenly creature, while the goat is clearly the spawn of Lucifer himself.

I interviewed 72 different farmers, and after substantial arguments, most farmers argued that the goat would surely turn a little lamb into some beautiful sheepskin rugs in a matter of minutes.

The few farmers who argued that sheep were indeed the tougher race of mammal actually had illegally leaked footage that is not for the faint of heart.  This footage demonstrates real world warfare between goats and sheeps, baaaaaatling (prouncounced bahahahahattling) it out in the farm yard like true gladiators.

If you have children, please cover their eyes while you watch these creatures battle it out in their natural habitats.

After the victory for the sheep, the goats proved that they are quite sore losers.  Watch as this pigmy goat takes advantage of a poor sheep by using him as a surf board.

Sheep Surfing

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