Goats rule so hard that they get freakin’ medals and junk for being so damn awesome. Check out this goat right here, he’s absolutely loving life, and he has a higher rank than those idiot soldiers that just stand around looking all dumb. Goats are so wicked wild that they get promoted in the army to high ranks and boss people around.

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Can I rent one of these goats for the night?
- Nick
I take it you have never owned a pet!
Goats are to damn epic! More of this please!
I love this site, and I love goats!