HOLLYWOOD – Rapmaster Kanye West was found dead after being eaten alive by wild goats. Police are still investigating the matter, but figure it was bound to happen at some point.
Kanye West, a popular “musician” most well known as being the first gay fish to have an album go platinum, was found dead yesterday after being eaten alive by a herd of goats. It’s still unclear as to why the goats decided to attack kanye, but police are speculating the goats mistook him for a large pile of shit.
West, who’s recent outburst at the VMAs once again raised the bar of how untalented and stupid someone can be yet still be rich and famous, gave a new meaning to the word douchebag.
Police have confirmed that no brain matter was recovered from the body, and wasn’t found in the digestive tract of any of the goats.
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Perfect!
A goat-for-a-goat makes everyone blind. What?
Baa.
a goat fansite? REALLY? ive had goat before, up in canada…..meat was a little tuff, not to much flavor…..maybe good in a soup?
This was so unfunny it was like open mic night in a 5 year old stand-up club.
This is full of truth and win.