Why counting sheep can be very expensive – Daily Mail
£231,000 sheep sets price record – BBC

HOLLYWOOD – Rapmaster Kanye West was found dead after being eaten alive by wild goats. Police are still investigating the matter, but figure it was bound to happen at some point.

Kanye West, a popular “musician” most well known as being the first gay fish to have an album go platinum, was found dead yesterday after being eaten alive by a herd of goats. It’s still unclear as to why the goats decided to attack kanye, but police are speculating the goats mistook him for a large pile of shit.

West, who’s recent outburst at the VMAs once again raised the bar of how untalented and stupid someone can be yet still be rich and famous, gave a new meaning to the word douchebag.

Police have confirmed that no brain matter was recovered from the body, and wasn’t found in the digestive tract of any of the goats.

Anglo Nubian goats are used for dairy and meat, known to produce less dairy product than that of Swiss dairy goats, the Anglo Nubian dairy product is much better quality.

Goat Breed Guidelines:

• Anglo-Nubian – These goats must be of pure British blood.
• Nubian – This includes all other Nubian goats including those bred up from an initial cross with another breed.

The poor goats were skinny and sick, appearing very malnourished. Thankfully, some farmers took them into shelter in Watkins Glen.

“It looks like the Hutchinson River Parkway has become something of an ‘underground railroad’ for goats looking to escape New York City’s live markets with their lives,” said Susie Coston, Farm Sanctuary’s national shelter director.

Upon the goats discovery, a director of the nursing home (near where the goats were discovered) called the Animal Care & Control agency of New York.

(Via Tamar)

MYFOX9, Twin Cities – Brett Favre may have gotten your goat by joining the Minnesota Vikings, but one woman took the phrase quite literally. She may face animal cruelty charges after a purple and gold-painted goat with a number four shaved in its side was found in the trunk of her car at a Winona Tires Plus.

http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-090825-favre-goat,0,7584696.story

For thousands of years, man has debated who the greater warrior truly is.

Some argue the goat with their vicious satanic horns, while others adamantly stick up for the sheep.  The sheep after all is the more heavenly creature, while the goat is clearly the spawn of Lucifer himself.

I interviewed 72 different farmers, and after substantial arguments, most farmers argued that the goat would surely turn a little lamb into some beautiful sheepskin rugs in a matter of minutes.

The few farmers who argued that sheep were indeed the tougher race of mammal actually had illegally leaked footage that is not for the faint of heart.  This footage demonstrates real world warfare between goats and sheeps, baaaaaatling (prouncounced bahahahahattling) it out in the farm yard like true gladiators.

If you have children, please cover their eyes while you watch these creatures battle it out in their natural habitats.

After the victory for the sheep, the goats proved that they are quite sore losers.  Watch as this pigmy goat takes advantage of a poor sheep by using him as a surf board.

Sheep Surfing

Yes, you heard me correctly, TAD AND WILLIE LINCOLN KEPT GOATS INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!

Read this crap right here

Gifts poured into the White House after the Lincolns moved in. Two of the favorite ones were goats named Nanny and Nanko. The president’s sons hitched Nanny and Nanko to carts or kitchen chairs and drove them through the main floor of the White House. One time Tad harnessed Nanko to a chair and drove through the East Room during a White House reception. Dignified women pulled up their hoop skirts as Tad drove around the room and out the door again.

awesome.

http://home.att.net/~rjnorton/Lincoln33.html