Record-breaking sheep sells for more than Ferrari
A sheep recently sold at auction in the UK for a record £230,000, smashing the previous record of £128,000 set six years ago. Over his breeding life of six to eight years, Deveronvale Perfection could service 300 ewes a year and father 1000 lambs annually, earning his new Scottish owners many times his purchase price. [...]
Kanye West Found Dead after Goat Attack
HOLLYWOOD – Rapmaster Kanye West was found dead after being eaten alive by wild goats. Police are still investigating the matter, but figure it was bound to happen at some point. Kanye West, a popular “musician” most well known as being the first gay fish to have an album go platinum, was found dead yesterday [...]
Meet the Breed: Anglo Nubian Goats
The Anglo Nubian goat was a result of breeding English goats with Egyptian and Indian goats. Their size ranges from medium to large, and they’ve got prominent Roman noses with long ears, sitting low on their heads. Anglo Nubian goats are available in any color combination. Anglo Nubian goats are used for dairy and meat, [...]
Abandoned Goats Appearing on Bronx Highway
Mysteriously, abandoned goats are turning up along stretches of a highway in the Bronx. Near the Hutchinson River Parkway was where two other goats were found mid-July. The poor goats were skinny and sick, appearing very malnourished. Thankfully, some farmers took them into shelter in Watkins Glen. “It looks like the Hutchinson River Parkway has [...]
The Men Who Stare At Goats: Official Trailer
There’s a movie with Goats in the title. George Clooney, Kevin Spacey, and Ewan McGregor star in the leading roles for this bizarre comedy, supposedly based on a true story. And here is the trailer for the movie “The Men Who Stare At Goats“.
Brett Favre Goat Held Captive by Evil Woman
Goats need to start playing football MYFOX9, Twin Cities – Brett Favre may have gotten your goat by joining the Minnesota Vikings, but one woman took the phrase quite literally. She may face animal cruelty charges after a purple and gold-painted goat with a number four shaved in its side was found in the trunk [...]
Sheep Vs Goat Deathmatch – Winner Keeps the Pelts
For thousands of years, man has debated who the greater warrior truly is. Some argue the goat with their vicious satanic horns, while others adamantly stick up for the sheep. The sheep after all is the more heavenly creature, while the goat is clearly the spawn of Lucifer himself. I interviewed 72 different farmers, and [...]
Abraham Lincoln Goats
Holy goatballs, I just stumbled upon an article telling me that abraham mother’ucking lincoln had goats living in the white house. Yes, you heard me correctly, TAD AND WILLIE LINCOLN KEPT GOATS INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE! Read this crap right here Gifts poured into the White House after the Lincolns moved in. Two of the [...]
